sunbeams

Yes, it's true. Kids say the darnedest things. One of my favorite parts of being a sunbeam teacher are the hilarious things our 3-yr-olds say to us. I have been sharing a few here and there, but I decided to write them down in the blog to remember forever. And so that you people can have a laugh.

M: "Who else has a body like us?" (The answer I'm looking for here is Heavenly Father)
"Batman!"

M: "Our bodies have spirits in them and that's what makes us alive."
"Oh no, I don't want spiders in my mouth and body!"

(Still talking about spirits...)
S: "We have spirits, but we can't see and touch them."
"Oh, like Sleeping Beauty touches the spindle because Maleficent puts a curse on her?"

M: "And who else is a Child of God? Brothers and Sisters, and Moms and..."
"Optimus Prime?"

M: "Okay, what song should we sing?"
"Snowman!"
"Snowman!"
"Snowman!"
"Ugh. I am soo sick of Snowman, oh well, just sing whatever song you want to sing..."

M: "What do our bodies have in them? Bones, show me your bones! Muscles, show me your muscles!"
"Teeth."
M: "Yes, show me your teeth!"
"Eyes."
M: "Eyes, blink your eyes!"
"Hair."
M: "Yes, we have soft hair."
"Poop!"

M: "We get ready on Saturday so we don't have to shower or clean on Sunday. Do you clean your house on Sunday?"
"No."
"Nuh-uh."
"No."
"No way."
"Oh, we do!"